December 9
Naughty-elf outfits are always welcome.
December 7
There is only ‘Boxing Helena’ and ‘Blue Velvet.’ All the rest is ’80s Witchcraft-Porn.
Ally Hilfiger is a Muppet Baby Cheryl Hines.
December 4
A Nov. 26 article in the District edition of Local Living incorrectly said a Public Enemy song declared 9/11 a joke. The song refers to 911, the emergency phone number.
5 days ago
Inbox poetry
‘Privet, gentleman!’
by ‘Tani V.’
Yes, I enjoy
my cookies and crumpets
and a splash of honey on my buns,
but there is nothing better
than morning breakfast
with the taste of your lips, my dear.
And though chocolates
are so tempting, I will chuck them
over my shoulder
faster than my heart can beat
if I have to choose
between them and you
as my reward.
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(Received early morning, December 4, 2009)
5 days ago
December 2