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Dec 31st

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You may need more sleep than you think. →

Dec 31st

How do you say? →

Dec 31st

“All this goddamned Internet ever does is cause problems!”

– tristanjay7’s dad

Dec 31st

Takka Takka, “Everybody Say” —...

Dec 30th

“Once, Facebook was a place to see how drunk y’all were getting and what stupid things you did. Now it’s all your babies and husbands. It is like watching the Sopranos on A&E.” — tesslynch

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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“Who hears what Stewie says? Is it just Brian? I don’t think the mother...”

– James Harrison

Dec 29th

“Either we’re intended to read this as a woman being watched by someone she knows, in a situation where she knows it’s happening and is entirely comfortable with it…or this ad is selling lingerie by trivializing peeping at women (or maybe stalking them). ‘Cause, you know, that’s sexy.” — gwen

Dec 27th

Sufjan Stevens, “Come on! Feel the...

Dec 27th

Dec 26th

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Dear Short and Angry, Killing a co-worker is something we all enjoy, and no self-respecting elf should pass up the opportunity to thin the herd himself. If detection is an issue, however, then hiring a pro is perfectly acceptable. If you do decide to go with a goblin, remember that it’s half now, half later, no exceptions. Just to be sure, you might want to hire a troll to whack the goblin...

Dec 26th

“It’s not just taste—it’s about math.”

– Andrew Womack

Dec 24th

“Cut out the Ivy League pride, and you might as well read Hemingway.”

– Juliet Lapidos

Dec 23rd

Dec 22nd

I can’t think of a more American way to celebrate Christmas than with a chorus of gadgets designed to cook fatty foods in rapid time for the utmost convenience and efficiency. ‘Jingle Bells’ Played on 49 Microwave Ovens (via)

Dec 22nd

Dec 20th

Now with more cyborg racoon headset! →

Dec 20th

Spencer Tweedy has a blog. (via)

Dec 19th

DTMFA! →

Dec 19th

“What emerges is an atmospheric portrait of a pine grove, and a group of soldier-initiates entranced by an ursine coyote who are pushed to perform what the director terms ‘the desperate act.’” — Alison S. Cohn (via)

Dec 19th

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Metermaids, “No Matter What You Will Feel...

Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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“Just add paper!”

– The Daily What

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

Inbox poetry

‘hey whats up’ by ‘Anny E.’ I will be your flower of love, full of a good aroma, very nice and tender. You will be a rain which will refresh its beauty and smell. You will be the ground I live in. My dear, I want to find you and our life will find its happiness. === (Received late evening, December 17, 2008)

Dec 18th